Authentic Snake Massage

Universe and Body is sad to announce our deluxe snake massage package or, the standard snake massage have been delayed. Due to low temperature our snake gathering expeditions have not been successful and have only returned with worms and slugs. Despite the setback we are looking forward to provide an authentic snake massage for the various documented benefits. Veteran of the modality have commented “that holding the snakes made them feel better, relaxed, One old lady said “it was soothing, like a cold compress.”. Python Massage Spa claims slithering snakes induce fear, adrenaline rush and that’s good for the metabolism. To get back on track we tried the buying or renting but the snakes do not meet our holistic and free range standards. Our temporary replacement therapy with slugs did not yield promising outcomes.